How did the hermit pay for his home?

Alone.

Trevor: Man, there are good reasons nobody uses Internet Explorer.

This was also the conversation which spawned the line "Will DM for food."

Innovative, but possibly difficult to reach such a niche market.

Hey guys, why are communists good at school?

(It is because they get good Marx.)

I meant to start the year off with these, but got sidetracked. I've been back east since late on the first, but have been in travel since the 30th. (We got in a bit of skiing upisland, yipee!) Since I got back I've been putting around the suite and babying my jetlag. Anyway, on to the Christmas cracker jokes! (Bilingual edition)

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"i" walks into a bar. The barman looks at him and says, "Get real."

What do you get from a pampered cow?
Spoilt milk.

Why did the pig have ink all over his face?
Because it came out of the pen.

What do you get when you slip on water?
A waterfall.

What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet.

Did you hear about the corduroy pillow?
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